Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.
Question:
how to get laid fast – yeah, maybe i’m a perv, but i’m 19 and i am a virgin? i dont like going out to clubs or places like those, but if those are the only places where you can meet girls, then i;ll go there. but i need to know how to approach a girl and how to become confident and calm, to release myself of the fear.
lately, i simply wanna sleep with a girl and then never call her again
My answer:
I remember being in the same situation as you. Look, you have already made some good decisions about bars and clubs, because they are definitely the hardest places ever to go and search for sex. And you are not a perv, it’s okay to be a man and have sexual wants. Your shame of that is what prevented you from having sex in the first place.
You are asking me to tell you how to be calm, confident, and how to approach a girl? That’s a hell of a lot for me to show you in these few articles.
Look, there are many great places on the internet where you can find articles and books on “how to be more confident, social and have more success with women”.
But first, take care of that virginity thing as fast as possible any way possible. Go to a prostitute if you have to, or find some really desperate girl who’ll have sex with anyone. You do not even realize how much the virginity thing is holding back your success with women.
So, take care of that first and then find some personal development books that show you how to be more confident and social in general.
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Be glad that you are a virgin, im 19 lost my virginity last year and now i wish I hadnt, lost it.
find the nearest strip club loloolol
Step One – Alcohol
Step Two – Remove Pants
Step Three – Insert
…
Good luck?
PS. Yeah, lose it soon. You’re 19 for Christ’s sake.
yea you are GET A LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Be confident, a jerk, and pretend youre rich. That’ll do it for a quick fuck from a random girl at a club.
Which girl did you have in mind, loser ?
pay a slut
Well I find that kinda boring, its better when you’re in a relationship with someone you truely care about..
but i guess if you want a one night stand then call a hooker.
that can be hard to come by. Being 19 and a virgin isn’t that awful. But if you really want someone, find a desperate girl. Or an ugly/fat one that will think you are amazing. I don’t approve, butttt if you’re that hard up….
that’s a stupid way to lose your virginity!
girls might actually like you more for being a virgin!
it means you’re S.T.D-free
but seriously, if you really just wanna have a one night stand,
a club or pub is the best place to go i suppose :/
BEWARE OF AIDS!
rent an escort
drunk, single girls are always extra friendly.. just be yourself and if the girl digs you, go for it
Dude what’s your hurry you want one night stand why don’t you do find yourself a girlfriend
call me…..hahahhaha or write
you wanna sleep with a random girl and get chlamydia
good luck with that
seriously what is up with virgiins wanting to get laid
trying to be cool
trying to be a “man”
In the near future, say when you are in your late twenties, you will meet girls you actually will like the fact that you are a virgin
Take my word
Save your virginity for someone you love and not for some std carrying slut
bunny ranch ask for airforce amy
add my sister i.likepizza@hotmail.com talk to her she wants to get laid
Remember this, women can smell desperation a mile away!
Lust and adultery are sinful things.
walk in the ways of the lord if you want to inherit the kingdom of god.
God still loves thoes who practice sin.
wow your a jerk you want to sleep with a girl and then never call her again. Guys like you are why girls get broken hearts. go jerk off and call it a day a** hole.
well first of all…. You are on the right track to racking up your # and your STD’s… A wham bam thank you ma’am is NEVER the right thing to do! You kind of disgust me actually. You are the kind of guy that I have warned my daughter about… Good luck finding a trashy girl who would just jump into bed with you, chances are you will find one and chances are… she is DIRTY!
Don’t do it you will be sorry,there are alot of things you can get just the first time.And you can nt trust anyone to tell you the truth.Be ready to get awful sick.I was sick for 3 months and I was married to the guy.You are playing with fire.
Having sex isnt something you should rush. You should have a connection. It makes sex that much better. IDK, hire a prostitute. Thats easy and simple. But if you are a nice guy, why dont you just find a fb. Post an add on craigslist for a fu** buddy and see what happens. Be patient and that girl will come along.
bastard.
i can see why you haven’t gotten laid yet. so who cares if your a virgin and 19? you can always lie about it.
and if you just wanna sleep with a girl just so you aren’t a virgin any more, well then you’re a complete fool.
if you wanna get laid so damn badly go and find some whore.
men like you are scum that don’t deserve to find a woman until they man up and mature!
Just be yourself…what are you afraid of exactly rejection? If that is so don’t be worried about that because there are SO many girls out there. Just talk to her very nicely and don’t seem like a creep either girls hate that maybe make a small joke about something going on around you girls love to laugh. If you just wanna sleep with someone like a one night stand then hire a prostitute
I think what you are looking for is a prostitute.
http://www.adultfriendfinder.com
ok well be proud ur still a virgin lol but if u really wanna loose it on just a one night thing then ya clubs are the places to go and so just make eye contact with a hot girl.. let her no u think she is hot look her up and down and then if she is like at a bar go up and sit next to her and ask her a question.. anything and start a convo then introduce urself and go from there or just walk up to her and ask her to dance if its that kinda club if not… idk
lol i lost mine at 14 ya i know really younge but thats not the point dont pay a slut u will get an std. what you should do is if there are any girls at ur work that are ok looking and single just for a one night stand become there friend this may take a lil tlaking to i know talkign sucks but it worked for me just listen to her then hang out get her not like completely wasted but u know a lil buzzed and she will be greatful that u listened to her earlier and you jsut got to lay down the charm dude ;P
wait a hole get a life you perv. lowlife good for nothing jack a. no girl execpt for the local slut would sleep with you. you should wait. and wat if u get her pregnat?!?!?!?! jack.a, ss
honey be proud your virgin not everyone has a there v-card.am 16 and am still a virgin so am proud of my self.
and so should you and try finding some one worth instead of trying to get laid
you sound like a jerk
well bro, i can already tell you are a nerd, thats cool n shit but yenno youre a nerd, you probably wont be able to get a girl anywho seeing as though you want advice on talking with girls = youve never talked with girls anyways, now everyone knows if you want to get laid you gotta talk to a girl really well or shes gotta have some physical attraction to you which you probably dont have with your acne covered face, if you were to go to the clubs or bars, you probably got no friends to go with and if you do then you would go there and be tryna get pussy with a pack of friends who look lost, so really if you wanna get laid fast, find a girl wherever you work or live or get some new friends @ school or if u dont go to school then work and girls will like you if you belong toa group of ppl and they find you a great personality but if ur just a nerd, just admit it, youre probably a horny nerd, with not as many friends and you wanna get laid, but its really harrd without a good set of friends + attractiveness and great personality, capiche?
where u from i’ll come over : ) im ugly though. and fat. but im desperate too. lol.
Go downtown and get a hooker. Good luck with your future std.
ur lame ull do that eventually if u want it enough but unless u are completely emotionless ull regret it eventually
Are u out of your mind, freak????
Go ahead and come fuck me, please! I can’t wait. No longer you sexy thing you! I’m waiting for you Hopew
iam 23 years old iam not shy but iam feel nervous to talk to girls i don’t know how to talk with them now iam in love with a girl how can i get my problem solved please help..