7 Ways To Guaranteed Sex

1. Always have toothpaste ready

Toothpaste!? What does this have to do with anything or getting laid?? “Always have toothpaste ready”, what!? Get me outta here!!! This is even crazier than your secret get laid quiz!!

Hold your horses boy… Here’s what I mean (its actually a super sneaky mega-turbo-powered secret to getting laid). Ever picked up a super hot girl and ended up at her place that very same night? No? Nevermind. But if you did, you’d need some condoms, some toothpaste and basic shit to get home. (The secret is about to arrive any second now).}

IF YOU WALK OUT OF THE HOUSE… NOT EXPECTING to ever get laid with a woman and end up at her place that night, you’re NOT GOING to. Even if opportunities appear, you’ll miss them. ALWAYS expect that you’re likely to end up attracting some super hot woman (even if you’ve never)… and you’ll actually act like you’re IT. Which attracts women to you like bees to honey.

2. Her dog can smell your fear and she can smell the pussy on you

Ever heard this parable about how dogs can smell your fear? Well what they didn’t tell you is how women can smell the pussy on you.

“Smell the pussy on me, what are you talking about?!”… Ever had this happen to you. Ever get like a girlfriend or a wife, and all of a sudden everywhere you go women seem to be a lot more into you? Even if you’re alone and these women don’t know you…

What’s happening… Why do women want you SO MUCH MORE when you’re taken? Its simple, you smell like pussy. She has no choice over it. She’s biologically hard-wired to be attracted to guys who “smell like pussy”. The good news is that if you’re following my advanced playa tips, you already know how to fake that smell – works every time.

3. You’re not special. But she’ll never know

If you’ve been around this planet for any time, you’ve probably noticed one of HIM. Its this guy who’s NOTHING special, he’s not rich or famous or even good looking, but he always has super-hot girls… What’s that about? Huh!? Well… Most guys says “you’re either born with IT or you’re not”… Like the reason this guy gets all these chicks, the reason he attracts women like mad is because he has that mysterious IT… he’s a “just a natural lady-killer”.

I say BULLSHIT. From working with hundreds of guys personally I know that ANYONE can have it, and its very simple… Just ACT AS IF… Act like it, and you will have IT. Act like you’re special and you’ll be treated special. Act like a rockstar and women will treat you like a rockstar.

STOP—> If you haven’t taken my quiz yet, none of this reading makes sense. First assess what you need in your PERSONAL life first with the quiz, then come back to this article…

Bonus exercise: Go out to some place with lots of people, and walk in there… today… acting, walking and gesturing AS IF you were someone special. Imagine you’re a movie star… and notice how everyone reacts. If you do this right, women will be all over you. But I guess like most guys on my advanced playa tips you’ll just make excuses for not trying it, which is fine too… As long as you get the point.

4. You have crooked teeth. She smells like a fish

So you’re not perfect… Guess what, no hot woman on the planet is. She wakes up every morning looking at the mirror and finding like 234932 “flaws” she’d like to fix. Guess what? Your flaws are a tool. If you act like you’re IT (but you’re really a fat, short, bald guy with a big nose)… EVEN BETTER. The effect is EVEN bigger. Now they assume you must be someone REALLY special if you act like you’re IT, but you don’t have the classical “perfection” behind it.

Think about it… If you go into a bar, and you see a guy walk in, and act as special and walk around as if he were a prince… but he’s not handsome or classically good looking? What’s the first thing you assume? Oh, that must be the owner! That’s what women assume too (subconciously) and they instantly want to fuck his brains out. This is one of these cases where women say “they was just something about him”… That’s her biology talking. Use that.

5. She doesn’t control who gets laid, but you do

Come lean in closer, I got a super-mega-secret to share with you… Women, they’re really helpless. They’re hard-wired to be attracted to certain things and they can’t help it!! Notice how many super-hot girls are dating guys who treat them like crap? They literally use words like “I wish he’d let me go”… They literally feel drawn to him like by a magnet… they can’t help it. She has NO control over who she wants to jump…

But you can control if she wants to jump you? How? By using the secret leverages that I talk about in my advanced playa tips… If you trigger these SPECIAL parts of her core female biology, she has NO CHOICE but to be hot and bothered about you. Kind of like the owner example earlier…

6. Harems are your secret tool

And the main secret leverage is HAVING A HAREM! A woman is biologically wired to get HOT & HORNY for any guy she sees surrounded by other hot girls. Heck, they even proved it in science several times. Its a fact… she can’t control it.

So how do you use this secret? Well just apply my advanced playa tips, don’t hit on ANY of the hot women you met and befriend them… Compounding interests ensue. Most of my readers know the magic of walking into some place with a dozen hot girls… You don’t have to do anything. I dare you to walk back home and not have sex with some new hot girl who approaches you.

7. You have sex with hot women daily

Basically… all of this sounds great… you just go around acting like you’re IT and women throw themselves at you… YEAH RIGHT? IF that worked everyone would be doing it… Well, not everyone is reading my advanced playa tips are they now? (wink, wink). What does it cost you to try it out. Just try acting like IT for a day, and see what happens, see what results you get… That’s what all my students do… They’ve made “having sex with hot women daily” their NEW reality and its who they are. Try it… try acting like you have sex with hot women daily… and see what happens.



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melbourne November 18, 2009 at 1:53 pm

OK, You fooled me. I already know HOW to get laid. I have been around the block then I went around the world and I gotmlotsof hands on experience in the field Iagree with all the stuff in this article but there are a few important facts omited. However, that is not the reason I loged on to this site. I loged on to this site because I WANNA GET laid!!! my usual crowd is, lets say, streight laced? They all have thier own little ladies and I really don’t know any young, single femails to approach. I don’t go to bars and I dont party, so that eliminates over half the singles in my area. Most of the rest are very relegious and don’t give it up at all. I know I need to get out more often, but being a partually disabeled vet causes one problem. No, I still can, and quite well, But it has been my experience that A guy who really needs to get laid, needs two things. A car to take her out in, (I am not allowed to drive) and MONEY, to take herout with. I don’t have much of that either. So, whats a fella gonna do? This is why I loged on to this site. I was hopping to get lucky. Boy, did you have me fooled.

Danny boy July 7, 2011 at 4:11 pm

hey this is the real shit, and works for sure i been with more women than you can shake a stick at and they like the confident ego approach more than the im a nice shy guy who sits in the corner and doesnt get anywhere. if you want women you gotta let em know your up for it
wicked site love your theories playa !

rick October 21, 2011 at 5:56 pm

Have a throbbing problem…can you fix it?

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