Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasn’t taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question: What do i have to say to a girl to get laid? Anything special? Do i have to lie?
Give an example of what to say.
Thanks in advance.
(Im trying to get laid by this chick in my school cause shes mega hot and funny and stuff.)

Answer: I’m going to give you answer you might not like, but its the truth, and the sooner you get this, the faster you’ll get laid… Listen up… There… is… no… way… of… “making” a girl want to get laid with you. It doesn’t matter what you say, or what you do.

She either wants to get laid with you (or men in general) or she doesn’t. What you need to is two things:

a) Find out if a girl wants to get laid with you
b) If she does want to get laid with you, communicate that you’re interested too
c) Go and make it happen

For a… Simply start flirting with her, mentioning sexy topics, and throwing in sexual innuendo here and there, while looking at her eyes with a sexy “I want you” type of look.

For b… If she responds to your innuendos and looks by shutting down or growing distant, she’s not interested. Move on. Trust me, there are at least a 100 million other girls who are just as hot and funny. I’m trying to save you time here. Don’t do what a lot of us guys have done, and get stuck on this one girl and trying to convince her to have sex with you. It doesn’t work, so don’t do it. Just find out if she already is interested.

For c… If she start flirting back, hitting you on the arm, looking at you like you’re a piece of meat, and/or throwing her own sexual innuendos, its time to make it happen. Up it up a notch, if its the appropriate place, and its intimate enough, go for the make-out. If its not (friends around), then invent an excuse for you two getting alone. If its some party, like ask her to come look at this album you got in your room, as you give her that “we’re gonna have sex now” look with your eyes.