Here is another cool question from yahoo answers. Check it out and see if it resonates with you.
Hey, do you have any tips for a fat guy who’s trying to get laid?
My quick answer to this question:
Well, if you had taken my quiz, you wouldn’t even be asking this, lol… But, really I personally was yo-yo-ing between being fat and borderline overweight for a big part of the years when I first got started in trying to figure out women, and getting laid. Here’s what I’ll tell you… Yes, you can get laid, and you can get laid pretty well even if and while you’re fat… And yes, its easier when you’re not fat.
Now, here’s what I am going to suggest though, for fat guys trying to get laid… I’d suggest putting off trying to get laid. Not because you can’t get laid when you’re fat – you can, But… the odds are, that you probably don’t TRULY believe it.
And even if you had me as your personal coach, you’d constantly doubt yourself, and delay your progress with getting laid, you’d constantly doubt any results if you’re not comfortable. If you are 100000000% certain you’re completely ok with being overweight, and you have no conflict about it, then I’d say, just go and apply my stuff and start getting laid, but the odds are, you’re probably struggling with it mentally (like 99% of us do).
So, my suggestion is simple: Take off an entire period off of women and getting laid… an entire period, where your focus is on becoming fit, and becoming more social. Because see… no matter what you believe, if you’re sane, you know that being overweight is hardly a problem in getting friends. You might believe the brainwashing that you can’t get girls if you’re fat… but I’m sure that you know for a fact that even a fat guy can make friends no problem, right?
So I would suggest, taking some time off to be 1) become fit and 2) become socially popular. Build a huge group of cool attractive people you hang out. Do not hit on any of the women, and don’t ask any of the guys for hookups. Just use the synergy of trying to get fit and build a great social life at the same time.
By the time you reach a physique you’re happy with, you’ll probably have hundreds of hot female acquintances and be fairly socialized. And, if you’re like most people, it will take you trying at least a dozen different weightloss approaches to becoming fit before you do succee d(I recommend eat stop eat). Just don’t hurry, and take your sweet time, knowing that you’re using the time productively by building an amazing social life, WHILE at the same time slowly losing the weight.
Heck, when you take it all off, all those people and hot female friends will be all over you (especially if you didn’t hit on them once while you were taking time off). So postpone the desire for getting laid right now, focus on losing the weight, while investing in your social life and building the social structure that you’ll make use of when you’ve lost the weight.
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Maybe its the fact you just want to “get laid” then the fact you’re fat. F*ckin pervo
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Getting laid shouldn’t be your goal; fat or not, if you want to get laid you need to at least develop a sense of trust . It seems as if you are infatuated with it. Maybe you should be asking how to get a first kiss or to first base. Also, proper hygiene is important at any weight. B.O. is a big turn off as is too much cologne.
date a fat girl
Maybe you should ask your father.
He seems pretty successful at that.
It usually works better if you use more than the tip!
LOL
Don’t kill her.
Lots and lots of $$$$
Whatever you do, let her ride you.
yea maybe lose weight..
1) don’t get on top
2) don’t try anything that only people 90 pounds can do
3) take breaks in between sessions
4) and please please be romantic because chivalry is not dead!
Most of the people above me are assholes so fuck dem niggas,if you do get a hot girl im happy for you but if your lookin for one in America aka the land of the looks it will be hard,in other countries the hot girls there actually love you for who you are on the inside unlike the stuck up schmucks in this country……
rootin for you man WOOT WOOT!!
Oh, these ignorant assholes are trying to make fun of you because they are 14 years old and don’t know any better. I’m 31 years old, 6’3″ 320lbs, and I have a beautiful 5’4″ 130lbs girlfriend. In the end, personality always triumphs over looks. Just be yourself, and you will succeed in love.
Okay, seriously, I am tired of people ragging on “fat” people. And yes, I belong to the fat people category. So yes, I struggle with weight and all manner of dating / relationship issues as well.
First off, ALL GUYS are trying to “get laid”. This does not mean that you are a perv, so bugger off Veronica. No one cares what you think. Just because you want to get laid does not mean you do not want to have a meaningful relationship with someone. I grow weary of people that cannot believe just because you want to have a physical relationship with someone… ie GETTING LAID.. that this somehow means you just want to run around and stick your [insert expletive here] in things.
Second, for all of you skinny haters out there…. YES WE KNOW WE NEED TO LOOSE WEIGHT… jeez.. new concept.. I didn’t know that was going to help!! You don’t think we struggle with this?!?! Just because your fat, it does not make you lazy and stupid. So feel free to keep your comments to yourselves. You don’t know what we go through, but you sure feel the need to look down on us and talk crap. Oh, and just because you are not fat, does not mean your are healthy. 90% of Americans are un-healthy, it just so happens that not everyone processes Taco Bell or the other 1000 completely crappy places to eat on this planet as well as others. And don’t give me that garbage about eating at home, and cooking healthy meals. How many meals have you cooked this week?
I like this article because it is the truth. People that are over weight have a slim chance to have any sort of meaningful relationship because they are mentally hung up on it. And it doesn’t help that every moron feels the need to bash us. Just because it is the internet does not give you the right to talk down to people. It is a very sensitive topic for most and I am tired of hearing crap like, “I think we should use fatties for fossil fuel”, or “It usually works better if you use more than the tip!” (good one glow33 you dipsh*t).
So next time you decide to say something clever about fat people, maybe you should just tell it to our face so then we can lovingly bash your stupid brains in. At least we would have a chance to defend ourselves… ack..
Ok i agree with everything ryan said and glow33 the only thing your gonna be using a tip for is when you pay to get laid
OkOk seriously….. im a big guy….never had a issue with getting laid…. Turns out that all these hot shallow girls out there are just looking for someone who cares…. Also happens to be that most fat guys are caring guys… Just cause our bodies are larger than yours doesn’t mean that your superior to us… We may have to work a little harder to get laid than you skinny little pretty boys.. but when we get the pie… we know what to do with it.. Also,,, who said the chick has to be one of these models… there are some chunky girls out there who are cute, and proud, and appreciate you for who you are.. so dont give up… just be you… Peace…. and for all you haters out there…. stop being jealous that you cant please your women… send them over here and let the big guys take care of it for you… cause lord knows you cant
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