Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question: i really want to get laid but haven’t had much luck so i figured that since girls go to church it might be a good idea. which one has the prettiest girls, and the best chances of me getting laid?

Answer: Well, there’s a false premise in your question. The premise is that if you go to the church with the horniest girls, or the prettiest girls, you’re most likely to get laid there… You see, it doesn’t work that way.

You can go to a church with like 40 hot girls that wanna get laid fast, but what does it matter if they don’t want to get laid with you? Then you can go to a church with just 4 hot girls and they want to get laid with you! Which is the better choice?

The answer here is rather surprising my friend… Girls want to get laid with guys who aren’t trying to get laid. I know it sounds weird and new-agey, but its true. The number one turn off to a girl, is when she detects a guy is at that place just looking to get laid. This is by far the biggest anti-sex turn off ever. So what can you do about this? Actually join a church that you love being a part. A church where you enjoy being there and look forward going there for the actual church, not the girls. This way girls will find you attractive and hit on you!

So, sure, I mean if your best church happens to have no girls, you can negotiate this with yourself. Go to the second best church, that does have a few more girls. But it has to be one you like going to! Don’t make the number of girls your priority.