Here is another cool question from yahoo answers. Check it out and see if it resonates with you.
What’s the best way to go about achieving this goal?
My quick answer to this question:
Well, dude, the really simplest way is… get a bunch of hot female friends, take them out to a club with you. Just walk in, and have this “pimp” expression on your face and start dancing and having fun with the girls… As you’re at the peak of dancing and having fun, you’ll notice a lot of girls in the club are starting to glance over your way and try to get your attention.
Pick the girl you find cute, and glance her way, smile and give her that “you want me, and I want you” type of a look. If she’s interested, she’ll initiate a bit of eye-flirting. Time for the next move, walk up to her, introduce yourself to her and to her entire group. Just chat about non-important stuff, and as you do this, start amping up the sexuality (literally eye-fuck her). If she’s sexual, she’ll reciprocate and starting being all sexual too.
If she’s not returning the sexuality on you, go and repeat the same process with some of the other girls who are trying to get your attention, until you hit on one that’s all sexual and eye-fucking you as you talk to her. Just ask her to come home with you. And that’s that. Simple.

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write a rap song…. hopefully you can get it on the radio by midnight…
the way you capitalized Direct, I’m thinking DirectTV?
Can’t help you sorry
Chloroform
$50 crack rock & a jug of whiskey. If you can’t get laid with that then you’re hopeless.
ask the yes guy to let you f*ck him.
Roofies and Grain Alcohol…. not necessarily in that order !
ummmm get a prostitute
rape (please dont)
get a girl wasted good luck
You drink lots and lots of alcohol. That way it wont matter what SHE looks like, and YOU wont remember it the next day.
Maple, why do you want to be Pure Evils sister??
Book a flight honey…by the time you get here I will be having 3 days off to devote to you.
Lots of tequila shots….for the girl….
LOL you are asking the wrong person…
I wish I had your Dad. lol
cousin?
goat?
good luck man….