Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.
Question:
how am i supposed to get laid tonight with yahoo messenger being down?
My answer:
Well, you have so many other way. But all of them are a numbers game of course. You can try MSN messenger, Skype, Facebook, or MySpace.
You can also go out to the bars or clubs. It depends on what type of guy are you. If you like do talk normally with no distractions, then you’ll probably prefer online dating. If you are the party type of guy, you will probably prefer going out to a bar or club.
Whatever works for you, maximize it. You can even combine both approaches and see how the mix. Just remember that all approaches are a numbers game with a similar ratio of success.

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Go out of the house, dipstick.
I dont know..but maybe if we keep going here we will eventually find who we wanted to talk to on im lol
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Sorry, but if you need YM for that, you have more problems than we can ever discuss here.
Hey dude use your imagenation …oh better yet get a girlfreind
I just spoke with Yahoo! customer care. Today, July 22nd 2006, Yahoo! experienced an outage which caused intermittent login issues for Yahoo! Messenger, Yahoo! Voice, and some Yahoo! Mail users. While it wasn’t an issue to login to Yahoo! Answers and ask about the outage, some Yahoo! sites/products were affected. This issue is now resolved and you can now login.